batshit crazy christians! hooray!
Bouncin baby Jesus! Don’t anyone tell these morons that there’s no Santa Claus. They’ll go ballistic.
Oh – By the way.. It’s addressed to Adolph Hitler because that’s the name I used when I signed one of their petitions once.
Here’s the crazyass letter. Enjoy.
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At PetSmart, Christmas doesn’t exist !
Send an e-mail to PetSmart and ask why
they refuse to include Christmas in their
promotion, choosing to only use holiday.
Dear Adolph Hitler,
At PetSmart, Christmas doesn’t exist.
It is not to be found anywhere on their Web Site.
AFA checked out the local PetSmart store and there was no Christmas there, either.
A search on PetSmart’s home page found 252 references to “holiday.”
It also found 43 references to “Christmas.”
But, alas, this is very misleading.
When you click on “Christmas” you are directed to a page containing
the same gifts you get when you search for “holiday”.
Of all the items that pop up when you search for Christmas, not a single one mentions Christmas or is identified as being a
Christmas gift.
At PetSmart, everything is “holiday.”
(editor’s note: Boo fuckin hoo!)
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Sincerely, Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman American Family Association |
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Categories: cognitive dissonance · freaks · religious delusion
3 responses so far ↓
mark // November 16, 2007 at 4:40 pm |
No Santa Claus!!!!!!!!! OMG Why didn’t anyone tell me!! My lounge is like Santas Grotto at the moment, not for me of course, for my little doggy. Ahem!
Paco // November 18, 2007 at 2:44 am |
Does this mean all dogs don’t really go to heaven?
Actually this is becoming all too common. Conservative activists trying to dictate to everyone what holidays they can or cannot celebrate. other groups are trying to boycot those that don’t use the word christmas. Why not just boycott businesses owned by other religions while your at it. then move on to businesses owned by minorities.
My favorite is the house down the street from me. every year they have a rooftop nativity.(won’t baby jesus roll off?) then there is the bank across the street with Mary giving birth on the steps.
Anyway I am sure that once the boycotts and letter camapaigns don’t work, O’reilly will lead the way in an american Krystalnacht.
michael sean morris // November 19, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
This War of Christmas bull never seems to stop. Yet last year I declared war on Valentine’s Day and nothing happened.
Christians fail to remember that they live in a pluralistic society because, for the most part, they cluster themselves into little ghettos and don’t do anything outside their cliques except complain about all the people with the audacity to acknowledge everyone in their community, even the ones who aren’t exactly like them.