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Entries from June 2008

OBAMA ROCKS!!

June 19, 2008 · 6 Comments

Christ on a cracker!

 

“I refuse to be lectured on national security by people who are responsible for the most disastrous set of foreign policy decisions in the recent history of the United States.”

There’s more: 

“Osama bin Laden and his top leadership — the people who murdered 3,000 Americans — have a safe-haven in northwest Pakistan, where they operate with such freedom of action that they can still put out hate-filled audiotapes to the outside world,” he said. “That’s the result of the Bush-McCain approach to the war on terrorism.”

Categories: In the News · President Obama

This Gay Marriage business

June 18, 2008 · 6 Comments

MORONIC REGRESSIVE TROGLODYTE ARGUMENT #1

“The people already voted on this issue. They voted to restrict the right to enter into a marriage contract to anyone but heterosexuals.! These activist judges have NO BUSINESS sticking their noses in and subverting the will of the people”

MORONIC REGRESSIVE TROGLODYTE ARGUMENT #2

“There are no rights whatsoever that are being denied to Homosexuals at all. Any gay man can marry any woman he wants. He’s not being restricted from marrying anyone as long as that someone is a woman.”

MORONIC REGRESSIVE TROGLODYTE ARGUMENT #3

“If these people are allowed to marry and change the foundations of marriage as it has been known for thousands of years, everyones marriage is in danger.”

 Ok boys and girls, lets take each delusion one at a time.

The people did indeed vote on this issue in 2000. Proposition 22, restricting marriage to between one man and one women passed by 61.4% of the vote (wikipedia

Only one little problem with that proposition.

IT’S UNCONSTITUTIONAL

You can indeed pass any law you can get a majority to vote on in a ballot initiative. That law, however, must pass the State Supreme Court’s review. The court’s role is to determine if a law can pass constitutional muster.  Say you want to ban redheads from walking the street after 10pm. If you can Pay for enough signatures to get it on the next ballot, and if it wins (and it wouldnt surprise me if given enough spin, it might), then it can still go before the Supreme Court to determine if the damn thing doesn’t violate the state constitiution. If it is found to do so by these duly elected judges, then the law is nullified. This protects us from mob rule, a.k.a. the tyranny of the majority. Rights are for everyone. Not merely for some. Or NOT for some because someone’s silly religion says “boo” on them. These are the checks and balances that the Fascist republicans hate.  I quote the majority ruling: “equal respect and dignity” of marriage is a “basic civil right” that cannot be withheld from same-sex couples, that sexual orientation is a protected class like race and gender, and that any classification or discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is subject to strict scrutiny under the Equal Protection Clause of the California State Constitution.

Try explaining the role of judicial oversight to wingnuts. It’s like trying to explain Mozart to a tree.

Argument #2 is a favorite of  your cultural crusader, that deliverer of your daily dose of radio talk show delusion, Michael Medved. An asshole of the worst sort. It posits that gay men (Medved does not ever mention women when referring to homosexuality) are free to marry anyone as long as it’s a woman. This is the most mean hearted,  obtuse, extremely specious argument of all. So I should forsake the man I truly love, marry a woman, make her and me miserable in a loveless marriage for…what? Convention? Tradition? Maybe such delusion works for  Mister Medved, but judging from hisr pinched, wretched face and dessperate demeanor, I’m doubting it. If ever I heard a more obviously miserable closet case, then I dont know who. He makes Larry Craig seem normal. The tyrannical “moral majority” have no right or authority to take MY rights away from Me because my life offends their dumbass religious sensibilities.

Argument # 3 is the most insane of all. Not one of these morons can ever tell you WHY gay marriage will destroy and dissolve society and marriage. If you’re going to try to take away MY RIGHTS…MY CONSTITUTIONALLY GUARANTEED RIGHTS, GODDAMNIT, THEN I WANT A BETTER REASON THAN “JUST BECAUSE”

Fools! Backward, regressed assholes. 

Categories: In the News · RANTS · cognitive dissonance · freaks · general delusion · morons · religious delusion

Tim Russert 1950 – 2008

June 14, 2008 · 2 Comments

Tim Russert, host of NBC’S Meet the press and one of the truly fair and moderate political commentators in an increasing arena of gassy imposters, Died this morning of an apparent heart attack. It was sudden. It was fast.

Mr. Russert will be missed in so many ways I can’t begin to count.

I am saddened and upset.

Farewell, Pumpkinhead.

Damn it!

Categories: In the News

Dictionary definition time

June 12, 2008 · 7 Comments

ric·tus (rkts)

n. pl. rictus or ric·tus·es
1. The expanse of an open mouth, a bird’s beak, or similar structure.
2. A gaping grimace: “his mouth gaping in a kind of rictus of startled alarm”

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A graph ~ 1974 preferential behavior

June 11, 2008 · 3 Comments

Categories: Graphs · me

PADLOCKED!

June 10, 2008 · 3 Comments

 

Do you remember this uglific crap pile? I wrote about it about 6 months ago.

Well, since then, it’s been completed, and the yard is all covered with gorgeous cement all around it.

It’s really lovely. In a barren, lifeless, concentration camp sort of way. Even that lonely looking tree on the left has been exterminated.

Anyway, the good news is that it’s been abandoned, and I noticed as I drove by today that the front door has a big, blue industrial padlock on it, with a FORCLOSURE NOTICE on the front door.

Good. I hope it rots.

Categories: McMansions I have loathed · architectural abortions · mcmansions

Fry Day

June 7, 2008 · 9 Comments

Godd Almighty!

 Gas hit $5.00/gallon in Arcadia today. They say that by the July 5th weekend, we’re going to be at $5.50 nationwide. Still, this morning i saw some douchetard driving one of those truckzilla things that was jacked up on 10 foot tall, 6 foot wide wheels. Bet he gets about 2 miles to the gallon. Fuckwad. Probably thinks Lumpy McCain will make a fine President. Then, at lunch, I counted 8 Encino cockroaches, speeding down Ventura blvd in their Escalades (4) and Hummers (3) and Exploiters (1) all of them clutching cellphones in their bony, bangled claws.

Sent this email the other day, in response to this website.

Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2008 13:09:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: “Rich” <richc764@yahoo.com>  Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert
Subject: when is the rapture expected????
To: youvebeenleftbehind@gmail.com

Can you please find some way to speed up the formal
rapturing schedule, please? The sooner you morons get
the hell out of here the sooner the rest of us get
some peace. Those fugly churches of yours are going to
make fine bowling alleys and discos. We'll give all of
your mobile homes to the homeless.
Not sure what we'll do with the mountains of polyester
you'll leave behind, though. Any suggestions?
thanks, and have a super day!

 I got this response back:

Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2008 16:12:13 -0400
From: “Mark Heard” <youvebeenleftbehind@gmail.com>  Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert
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To: “Rich” <richc764@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: when is the rapture expected????
All ya got to do is get the E.U. to sign a seven year protection pact with Israel. That should just about do it. :-) Mark

Categories: In the News · RANTS · cognitive dissonance · general delusion · me · religious delusion

WIDMARK

June 4, 2008 · 1 Comment

Damn, but Richard Widmark was awesome. He’s definitely in my top 10 favorite actors of all time. I just saw, for the first time, “Kiss of Death” (1947 d-Henry Hathaway) In it, Widmark plays Johnny Udo, a totally, completely, utterly psychopathic hitman. He plays the role to such black evil prefection that the role made him an instant star. Widmark himself said that it took years for him to exorcise the character from his head.

In the most memorable scene, excerpted below on YOUTUBE, Udo goes to the apartment of a suspected mob squealer, intent on killing him. When it becomes evident that the squealer has split, leaving his invalid mother behind, Udo decides to kill the old lady. Watch his face as he 86es her. TOTAL glee. Man, this is what cinema is all about, folks.

R.I.P. Mister W.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHJsXH3BiU

 

Categories: Movie Reviews · me

Saturday stuff

June 1, 2008 · 3 Comments

Just working today on cutting stencils for the Enterprise Project. Have a look below. Tonight, I’m going to a birthday party for a friend’s little 3 year old girl. BBQ in the valley, then I make aquick clothes change and head to a warehouse sex underwear party out near LAX. I very much doubt that the attendees at the first party will know any of the attendees at the second party. Oink!

Categories: The Enterprise Project · me