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Entries from October 2008

blog schmog

October 28, 2008 · 4 Comments

I haven’t been blogging much lately and I’ll tell you the truth about why I haven’t. Truth is I’m in a depression and it’s left me with no desire to do much of anything except what I have to do (like work).The rest of the time, I’m spending haunting Huffington Post, Americablog, Andrew Sullivan and on and on. When I get home, I’ve been watching MSNBC constantly. I don’t have to tell you why. This election cannot possibly be over soon enough for me. Nothing like this has ever gotten me so full of anxiety in my life.

Speaking of lives, I guess I really need to get one. Anyone know where I can get one cheap?

Speaking of cheap, that leads me to money, which I also am kinda without since my credit got chopped and the interest went up. …And I pay my bills promptly. It’s on account of the whole fuckin financial world collapsing and all, I guess.   I, like many of you, have the sword of Damocles hanging over my head. I don’t know if I’ll be unemployed and homeless by Christmas.

So don’t expect much out of me before next Tuesday. There’s not much I can add to the whole Mcmonster Palin trainwreck commentary that we’re all witnessing in astonished horror firsthand and on the youtubes.  You’ve heard it and read it all 900 times elsewhere anyway.

If this doesn’t snap for me by the end of the election, I guess it’s time to see a Doctor.

but I can’t resist using a couple of blog headlines on you that I hopefully will never get to use now

…like this:

“The Audacity of the Dope”    (a Sarah Palin post)

“The Lyin’ Witch and her Wardrobe”   (another Palin Post)

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The Debate

October 17, 2008 · 5 Comments

                                                     

 

Categories: In the News · freaks

Reprehensible pigs

October 16, 2008 · 2 Comments

 The OFFICIAL WEBSITE for the Sacramento County Republican Party has officially called for the Democratic Presidential candidate to be tortured.

Yes, you read that right.

These troglodytes are backed into a corner and are facing not only the loss of the Presidency (Please PLEASE!), but also the loss of both Senate and House influence in what could be one of the biggest trouncings in US history.

As they descend into total insanity, they’re getting more dangerous, as the recent Palin-McClane mobs have demonstrated.

I went to the website, and left those pigs my own response.

Here it is:

the only difference between Osama and Obama is “BS”?
SHAME

SHAME

You cretinous goons are going to get voted down into the tar pit of history along with your predecessors the Nazis, the KKK, and every other malignant agency of hate and ignorance in history. Enjoy the downward trajectory, you unspeakable monsters. 

Yeah, I know. The Nazis weren’t voted down, nor was the KKK, but they were both right wing entities, so the point is valid.

Why don’t you leave them your own message and let them know how you feel?

It feels good, believe me.

Here’s the linkage:

http://sacramentorepublicans.org/

Categories: In the News · RANTS · anti pig republican activism · cognitive dissonance · freaks · general delusion · morons · scum sucking xtian bullshit · stoooopid · total batshit crazy

Depression

October 14, 2008 · 5 Comments

Yesterday – Sunday, was the date of Paul’s Memorial. It was at the Magic Castle in Hollywood, and many, many people were there. I met Paul’s parents. His Mother is an ABSOLUTE RINGER for my own mom. Same hair/dress/face/mannerisms. It was amazing. Like seeing my own mother.

I feel so drained, emotionally. It was really hard. 

I feel relieved that it’s all over, and depressed and blue as well. It’s now one day short of three weeks since Paul died.  And the world goes on, doesn’t it?

I heard the best descriptive of Sarah Palin yesterday. “screaming eel”   ….    that cheered me up.

Also, I hasn’t helped that I’ve got the worst cold from hell right now. Head feels like it’s filled with concrete.

Please, oh god or whatever, let McGoo go apeshit crazy at the last debate. He’s so close to it right now.

The secret service detail claims that Cindy McCain has upped her rat ingestion rate. She’s currently eating 3 rats BEFORE NOON! must be depressed……

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an informative trip into HISSStory

October 11, 2008 · 1 Comment

Bwaaa haaa haaa! I found the 411 on the famous “McCain Grimace” pic that’s everywhere on the interwebs.

Turns out that Grampy McCrappants was was pulling that famous mug at . . .

 

Governor George Walker Bush!!!

 

Haaa haa hooo wey! who woulda known?

Here’s the New York Times ARTICLE, in toto:

 

GOP CANDIDATES CLASH IN ANGRY DEBATE

By DAVID FIRESTONE AND ALISON MITCHELL

Published: February 16, 2000

In a barely controlled debate that revealed the depth of their mutual anger, Gov. George W. Bush and Senator John McCain lashed into each other’s negative campaign tactics tonight, with Mr. McCain lecturing Mr. Bush that he ‘’should be ashamed’’ that a surrogate had accused Mr. McCain of abandoning veterans.

 

Mr. Bush refused Mr. McCain’s demand that he apologize, instead insisting that Mr. McCain stop impugning his integrity. In seething, indignant accusations, each man tried to portray himself as the victim of gutter politics, with Mr. McCain saying he had been called everything but a fascist.

‘’You’re putting out stuff that is unbelievable, George, and it’s got to stop,’’ he said. ‘’And your ads have got to stop.’’

The debate, the last before Saturday’s crucial South Carolina primary, was by far the most freewheeling and intense of the Republican contest and reflected the sense of both camps that it could help determine the outcome of the vote. The arguments ranged across nearly every issue that has come up in the race, along with a few new ones.

With only Alan Keyes sitting between them, the two leading candidates argued forcefully over abortion, policy toward Russia, taxes, Social Security, and the don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy on gays in the military. On a day in which Mr. Bush issued a reformulated proposal to change the campaign finance proposal, the two disagreed sharply on which kinds of donations should be banned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sen. McCain(l) and Gov. Bush spar during their debate tonight

The field for the first time was reduced to just three candidates, allowing a series of far more direct confrontations than any previous debates.
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But the most personal exchanges came early in the 90-minute debate at a catering hall here, when the moderator, Larry King, asked about the conduct of the campaign. Governor Bush immediately accused Senator McCain of being first to break a promise not to run negative advertising.

‘’We shook hands, and unfortunately he ran an ad that equated me to Bill Clinton,’’ Mr. Bush said, sounding exasperated. ‘’You can disagree on issues. We’ll debate issues. But whatever you do, don’t equate my integrity and trustworthiness to Bill Clinton.’’

Mr. McCain, steely but furious, immediately responded by citing an event early this month in Sumter, S.C., in which J. Thomas Burch Jr., chairman of the National Vietnam and Gulf War Veterans Committee, complained that Mr. McCain had opposed measures dealing with Agent Orange and gulf war syndrome.

‘’I don’t know if you can understand this, George, but that really hurts,’’ Mr. McCain said. ‘’You should be ashamed. You should be ashamed.’’

Mr. Keyes, who had been expected to spend the evening criticizing Mr. McCain, instead worked to appear above the fray and condemned both of his opponents, saying there were more important issues to discuss than campaign tactics. Mr. King also tried to change the subject, but Mr. McCain pressed on, demanding to tell the story of the negative telephone calls being made to South Carolina voters by the Bush campaign. Mr. Bush then pulled out a McCain campaign flier criticizing his tax cut plan, accusing Mr. McCain of continuing his attacks despite a new vow to stop.

‘’That is not by my campaign,’’ Mr. McCain said.

‘’Well, it says paid for by John McCain,’’ Mr. Bush said.

‘’That is not by my campaign,’’ Mr. McCain said.

‘’McCain 2000,’’ Mr. Bush said. ‘’John, well then somebody’s putting stuff out.’’

Mr. McCain explained after the debate that the flier was printed a few weeks ago, before his no-negative-ad pledge, and was apparently distributed by a campaign worker without his knowledge.

A significant portion of the evening involved foreign policy questions, a departure from previous debates. The candidates were asked what aspects of the nation’s foreign policy they would change. Both Mr. Bush and Mr. Keyes criticized the American policy toward China.

Mr. McCain urged a particularly aggressive approach toward what he called rogue states.

‘’I’d institute a policy that I call rogue state rollback,’’ he said. ‘’I would arm, train, equip, both from without and from within, forces that would eventually overthrow the governments and install free and democratically elected governments.’’

Mr. Bush and Mr. McCain also tangled over when it was appropriate for the United States to intervene in foreign conflicts. Mr. Bush said he would authorize the use of armed forces when it is the ‘’nation’s strategic interests.’’

Mr. McCain told Mr. Bush his analysis ‘’wasn’t that simple,’’ saying there were times when a violation of moral principles justified the commitment of troops.

‘’We can never say that a nation driven by Judeo-Christian principles will only intervene where our interests are threatened, because we also have values,’’ he said.

All three tried to make the most forceful case for their candidacy. Mr. Bush stressed his executive experience as governor of Texas, saying of his two opponents, ‘’These are good men. Don’t get me wrong. But I’ve been there.’’ Mr, McCain said he was the one to reconstitute the old Reagan coalition. Mr. Keyes scoffed at both men as not forceful enough, saying ‘’I question their ability to articulate on the moral issues of our time.’’

Questioned by Mr. King, Mr. Bush said he would not describe Mr. McCain as a liberal and even characterized his opponent as conservative and as ‘’a fine man.’’ He said he was simply more conservative than Mr. McCain on certain issues.

Mr. Bush and Mr. McCain also sparred on their competing tax cut plans. Mr. Bush has proposed a $483 billion, five-year tax cut. Mr. McCain has called for nearly $240 billion in tax cuts over the same period, with much of the federal surplus going to shore up Social Security.

Mr. McCain, raising questions about Mr. Bush’s maturity, defended his emphasis on Social Security, saying ‘’It’s not the Washington mentality. It’s the grown-up mentality. It’s the grown-up mentality that recognizes that we have obligations.’’

Mr. Bush responded bitterly that it was a Republican philosophy that favored giving tax money back to the people.

‘’I don’t trust Congress,’’ he said. ‘’I trust people. And I want to give people their money back. This is a realistic plan that I’m going to get done. And John, you know, grown-up or non grown-up — I know that’s kind of a line you’re trying to come across with, but it’s weak — either you trust the people or you trust government. And our Republican Party ought to stand for trusting the people to spend their own money.’’

The two also clashed on the overhaul of the campaign finance law, on a day when Mr. Bush put forward his own plan. Without explicitly mentioning Mr. McCain’s effort to ban unlimited, unregulated donations to political parties, Mr. Bush said the logical extension of such plans would allow the press to decide political victors.

Mr. King asked, ‘’If I gave you a million dollars, don’t you have to take my phone call?’’

Mr. Bush replied, ‘’Not necessarily.’’

Mr. McCain jumped in, sardonically. ‘’Sure,’’ he said. ‘’Ask any ex-senator, Larry, ask any ex-senator, they’ll tell you.’’

Mr. Bush and Mr, McCain also bickered over abortion, with Mr. McCain demanding to know why Mr. Bush did not want to include in the Republican platform’s call for a constitutional ban on aboriton an exception in the case of rape, incest or the life of the mother.

Mr. Bush said the platform ‘’doesn’t talk about what specifically should be in the constitutional amendment.’’

Mr. McCain shot back, ‘’It doesn’t have the exemptions in it and you know that very well.’’

Categories: George W Bush · dick cheney's dungeon · morons · total batshit crazy

“This sucker’s going down”

October 11, 2008 · 1 Comment

The only difference between now and 1929 is that back then, at the beginning of the last great depression, the sucking fuckwads who caused that one at least had the decency to throw their sorry asses out of Wall Street skyscraper windows.

I wish that there was a god. I’d be praying to her right about now. Hard.

Categories: In the News · RANTS

the troglodytes are winning

October 10, 2008 · 2 Comments

Proposition 8, the pig xtian/mormon initiative to rape Californians of equal marriage rights, is winning. It’s winning because out of state Mormons are funneling HUGE sums of money, MILLIONS of dollars into the shit-for brains, coal-for-hearts repiglican xtian pig-nazi’s coffers.

THEY         ARE        WINNING

 

Another factor is the dumbass disconnected apathetic gayboy factor. I witnessed it myself recently at the Faultline at sunday beerbust. There were donations volunteers there working the line. I heard one stupid fuck in his $400.00 designer jeans and ugly twink streaked hair say “Oh i don’t have time for that political stuff. It bores me.”

It bores him.

I don’t know what to write.

Yes I do, but I don’t feel like writing fucking curses right now.

http://www.noonprop8.com/page/?id=0052

I’ll just give you the link to donate and tell you to cough up the dough. I know you don’t have it- neither do I. But we have to ..or we’ll be dropping the ball for all the Robs and Fuads and the Frank and Jame’es and the Marks and Eiain’s and Ellens and Portias and Heidi’s and Georgias and everyone else.

http://www.noonprop8.com/page/?id=0052

I’m going to use the Moby Method and forego the purchase of a lovely frame I was going to buy and donate that dough instead to “NO on Prop 8″

 

Do the same, please.

DO IT NOW!

Categories: In the News · RANTS · anti pig republican activism · me · morons · religious delusion · scum sucking xtian bullshit · total batshit crazy

The Adventures of Grampy McShambles

October 9, 2008 · 1 Comment

Did you see that trainwreck of a presidential debate last night?

Sweet Jeebus on a pogo stick!

 Look, 100,000,000 gallons of virtual ink has already been spilled over this thing, I know. Be that as it may, here are a few of my observations:

McClaine referring to Barack Obama, as ”That one”.

OK Grampy?   It’s “THE one” …not “That one”     …. get it right, you senile old douchebag. He’s shortly to be your President-elect. Show some respect, for chrissakes.

Grampy’s constant pacing about the floor, back and forth, back and forth…

WTF? Is he on something? It looked like he needed to pee very badly. Couldn’t he use the toilet before the debate began?  Of course, the alternate possibility, mentioned above and by others in the bloggysphere is that he was hopped up on something. Probably crack.

…back and forth  …. back and forth…

Using the phrase “My Friends” about 900 times

Jesus! Fratboys and Nuns must’ve gotten pissed drunk off their asses on that drinking game key phrase. How many times? did anyone count them? Could anyone count them? And please, Grampy…the polls show that only about 20 people worldwide consider themselves your friend. I ain’t one of them, so for the love of god, please DON’T CALL ME THAT !

…What do I look like? Joe Asshat Lieberman?

Senator Obama

He looked amazingly cool, collected, PRESIDENTIAL throughout the whole thing. His look of amazement when Senator Senile did his “That one” thing was priceless. A perfect “oh no he didn’t” if ever I saw one.

Krazy Kooz

No one mentioned the crazy, tourette spouting bitch.  Not once.

Goddess willing, next month, her sorry ass will be back in Wasilla, blowing polar bears.

found this on the interwebs, and I fixed it up a bit. enjoy.

Categories: In the News · RANTS · cognitive dissonance · dick cheney's dungeon · freaks · general delusion · me

Brain Candy

October 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

I was on vacation the past two weeks, and didn’t spend too much time online, except to make a couple of posts. Paul’s death left me in a depression. I got behind on my blog roll. One site which I visit daily, and am addicted to like crack, is The Pop Culture Institute, which comes from the fertile mind of my friend (I’m so proud to write that) Michael Sean Morris. Check it out! You’ll become addicted. It’s bite sized morsels of stuff you didn’t know. Go there!

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Folsom part 2

October 4, 2008 · 6 Comments

So Monday morning, I saw this commercial in favor of prop 8, the ballot initiative in California that wants to forever kill gay marriage in this state.

here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNaHpHl3t8g

Later, I walked down to San Francisco city hall to revisit one of my old habits, which was smoking my pipe early in the morning at civic center plaza. I was in my ( 8 years ago) usual spot, at about 845am, and up walks Mayor Gavin Newsom. “Mr Mayor!” I called.”I saw the pro prop 8 ad this morning during the “Today” show and they used footage of your pro gay marriage speech to illustrate how evil and corrupt gay marriage is, and I just want to say that on November 5th, when they’ve gone down in flames, we’re gonna use that clip of you , sir, to nail them and rub the salt in the wound” He laughed,said he’d seen the ad himself and asked me if I was from LA (he noted my “EAGLE L.A.” shirt). He seemed taller and thinner in person, but that complicated ‘do of his marked him instantly. He must have stock in the brylcreem mousse co.

His reaction to my admission of residency in Los Angeles differed greatly from virtually every other San Franciscan I encountered last weekend. When I would respond to the query “Where are you from?”, I would respond “Los Angeles” Now, you, gentle reader, see that as “Los Angeles”, but due to some unknown accoustical anomoly in the city, it was heard by these kind people as “I’ve just arrived from a highly contagious leper colony in Borneo, and I am an infected escapee. Can we now please fuck?”

Really, this unwarranted snobbishness towards LA is really disappointing. Really, it is. LA aint much to look at, and it is really just one big ugly strip mall, but the people I’ve had the privilege of knowing here are head and shoulders above almost anyone I ever knew in SF. Enough!

Later, I was at StarBears in the Castro. Aside- the Castro Theatre marquee looks AWESOME since they repainted it back to it’s 1920’s-1980’s glorious color scheme. But I digress. I was at the StarBears, and I noticed this Handsome, tall furry bear cruising me, so I cruised back a bit. Presently, he approached me and we engaged in small talk. He mentioned something about being from San Jose, so I asked him where he went to high school. Ends up that not only was he from the same high school, but that we graduated the same year and were classmates! I completely did not recognise him at first, as he was a skinny kid in H.S., but he recognised me instantly, even with the grey beard and bald head. He said that my green eyes gave me away. So we chatted the afternoon away talking about old friends and old times.He remembered events and stuff I said and did that i had TOTALLY forgotten about. Small, Small world.

Categories: In the News · me