I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but Supreme court justice Antonin Scalia is a neo-con nutjob freak who ought to be impeached, disbarred, tarred, feathered, and then run off the pier.
According to the Globe and Mail, a Canadian web newspaper, our most pig headed and delusional Supreme took a huge belly flop into the crazy pool* today.
And he did it before an INTERNATIONAL audience, for Christ’s sake.
He was speaking on an international panel of Jurists, and the discussion was about torture and terrorism law. When a Canadian judge’s passing remark – “Thankfully, security agencies in all our countries do not subscribe to the mantra ‘What would Jack Bauer do?’ ” -caused our eminent embarrasment to ejaculate “Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. … He saved hundreds of thousands of lives!”
But the gas eruption was just beginning its issuance from his fat, putrid orofice.
“Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?” Judge Scalia challenged his fellow judges. “Say that criminal law is against him? ‘You have the right to a jury trial?’ Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don’t think so.”
Your moronic honor? You are aware, are you not, that JACK BAUER IS A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER? AND ARE YOU AWARE THAT HIS FUCKING FICTIONAL DUMBASS “SAVE THE U.S. FROM TERRORISTS” CORNBALL PLOT IS NOT REAL?!?!???
Holy Christ on a cracker folks, do we need any more proof that our government is totally in the hands of imbeciles?
Total, utterly deluded imbeciles?
Scalia projectile vomited still more pure nuggets of shit:
“I don’t care about holding people. I really don’t,” Judge Scalia said.
Even if a real terrorist who suffered mistreatment is released because of complaints of abuse, Judge Scalia said, the interruption to the terrorist’s plot would have ensured “in Los Angeles everyone is safe.” During a break from the panel, Judge Scalia specifically mentioned the segment in Season 2 when Jack Bauer finally figures out how to break the die-hard terrorist intent on nuking L.A. The real genius, the judge said, is that this is primarily done with mental leverage. “There’s a great scene where he told a guy that he was going to have his family killed,” Judge Scalia said. “They had it on closed circuit television – and it was all staged. … They really didn’t kill the family.”
They’re spewing this shit on network T.V., and neanderthals like Scalia are unable to understand that it’s make believe. That’s the root of the conservative republican problem. They are so intellectually stunted, the can’t recognise reality at all.
I wish there was a God. I’d start praying about now for all of us.
* Thanks, J.M.G., for that beautifully coined phrase.