Did you know that the ever creepy Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald?
Oh yes he was! He was!
And he was certainly the creepiest, most pedophilic, ill-concieved monster incarnate ever to jolt and jerk his way across the tube.
you can see him HERE
(shudder) and HERE
Is’nt it creepy how the fat little kid just starts munching on a burger he picks up in the street? And then how that clown monster tries to seduce him by filling his little gut with hamburger after hamburger that he just wishes into existence with some sort of demonic power?
How about that first one, where he’s discovered crouching in the dark in front of the TV studio monitor? And how about how the Clown thing curses the TV Assistant when he takes away his burger?
and those maniacal, horrid HORRID eyes!!! THE EYES!
THE EYES! OH SWEET JESUS, MAKE THE EYES GO AWAY!
Of course I, like any other sensitive, intelligent, thinking being is revolted by clowns. The only children who have ever loved clowns invariably become republicans. It’s in the brain chemistry.
If I ever see a clown capering in the street, I shall certainly speed towards him and strike him with my car till he’d DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!