Yeah so you’ve heard that little Mary Anne Sommers (A.K.A Dawn Wells) got busted this week for weaving like a madwoman in rural
buttfuck Idaho whilst stoned out of her gourd.
Poor Maryanne. I guess it wasn’t just those mushrooms that she was fond of.
Here, for the first time EVER, I’m able to offer you a RARE 1966 F.B.I. surveillance photo of our little Kansas Miss getting high with one of the natives.
Here it is. Are you ready?
I didn’t even know that they had bic lighters on the island. She probably turned that poor native into a reefer addict. Bitch.
Anyhoo, when I met up with her a couple of years ago, I can now see that in retrospect, she was really crying out to me for help. I can prove that. Have a look at how she signed the back of my ORIGINAL prop radio from the T.V. show.
love “Mary Ann”
Dear Lord, she was begging me for help!!! I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy watching Ann B. Davis yell at Susan Olsen. I casually mentioned to the old stoner that her signature, with Sherwood Schwartz’s signature made my radio worth a bundle on ebay. That set her off on a long boring grilling session with me on how to buy a car on Ebay. Like I’d know. I told her she was an idiot to buy a car on ebay. THAT must have sent her into a literal tailspin, sending her off into the bowels of the midwest on a drug addled spree.
Here’s her mug shot:
By the bye, here is the link to my original post about acquiring the original GI radio.
Here it is!