So since the Calfornia Supreme court legalized ‘Mo Marriage last week, the wrath of god has descended on the golden state, causing massive death and destruction on a biblical scale. This is the just reward for incurring god’s displeasure that all good, god fearing xtians expected.
Oh wait. Actually it didn’t happen.
Or rather, it didn’t happen in California. It happened in Jesus central, which is Oklahoma, Kansas and (shudder) Colorado. Oopsie! God’s bad. He missed his aim.
Oh we did get a tornado or two in butt-awful nowhere. It was in San Bernadino or Riverside or some such Inland Empire backwater. But nobody was hurt, and there was little or no property damage.
Ever notice that when we homosextians do something awful like throw a festival or affirm our basic rights or have a gay pride day, some baptist church in Buttwalla Kansas gets smashed into matchsticks by a tornado? I wonder about that.
Also, whenever we have a street fair or party, the sun is sure to shine. I guess that God is either inept, has a bad aim, or just likes to beat up on the moron xtians, just like the rest of us.