So I’ve quit Gold’s gym in North Hollywood, as it was too damn worn down, the people were obnoxious, and it was too far to drive, gas mileagewise and trafficwise. I’ve gone back to my old, celebrity- ridden gym at the Sherman Oaks Galleria. That’s the same gym where I had my Veronica Cartwright encounter.
See? here it is
Here’s the 411 on the Galleria, according to wikipedia:
The “Galleria” is mentioned in the song “Valley Girl“. from the Frank Zappa album Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch, as well as the eponymous “The Galleria” by Phantom Planet. It is also mentioned in the film “Clueless“.
The Galleria is also home to a 24-Hour Fitness franchise owned by Magic Johnson. This gym is frequented by José Canseco, Jay Mohr, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Alec Baldwin, Tera Patrick, Zac Efron, Vanessa Ann Hudgens, and Mariah Carey.
I’ve heard that Zach Quinto used to be a daily user before “Heroes” came along.
I saw Steve Martin on Monday night at the outdoor restaurant near the movie theatre, and on Wednesday night, I saw Richard Hatch working out.
They’d better all stay out of my way.
Last night, I saw the best freak of my life, and believe me, that’s no exaggeration. Now, remember I’m from the south of Market San Francisco scene, which means that their ain’t nothin I havent seen or heard.
I am J A D E D, ok?
But all that I’ve seen in all my years did not prepare me for what I saw at the Galleria last night.
I was descending on the escalator after my workout and coming up the other way was the most stunning, tall, gorgeous, Angelina Jolie-esqe supermodel. She was dressed in an outfit which highlighted her perfect figure and big …tits. She had a gorgeous face, amazing eyes, killer facial structure.
In a word, knockout.
Oh yeah..the amazing thing is, she had a full pornstar-esqe mustache, and a full goatee. It was a rich, full chestnut brown. To match her flowing hair.
Wish I’d taken a picture. And I couldn’t help but stare.