DOROTHY’S LAW (V)
Whereby the person you are cruising or being cruised by on the internet is hottest in direct proportional correlation to the distance they exist from you.
eg- hot men are always at least several hundred to thousands of miles distant from you.
You’re in California and:
Peter is your ultimate man. He’s sexy, just your type, and he feels exactly the same about you. But he lives in Belgium.
Michael is really hot. You’d love nothing better than to speed right over and dive into him. Of course, he feels the same. But he lives in New York.
Brandt is sex personified and he’s added you as his hot man of the day. You want to consumate that. But he’s in Denver.
Marv looks just like Jerry Falwell. As he looks today. He lives in a basement and he’s drooling (literally) for you. He lives in your town! In fact, he’s just two bus stops away!
Ever happen to you?
I thought so.
* does not always apply